Oh dear

I probably shouldn't repeat this, but I was watching a show on CMT called "My Big Redneck Wedding" and it was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in my life. Here is a top 10 list of some of my personal favorite highlights:

1. The bride wore camo
2. The groome wore camo overalls(without a shirt on underneath)
3. The limo was totally covered in Mossy Oak
4. The bride says she only has time to shave one leg the morning of her wedding, so she has to figure out which leg to put her garter on
5. The bride goes to a hunting/fishing supply store before she heads to the ceremony to purchase goldfish for the table centerpieces(which guests later consume - alive!)
6. There was no cake, only a jello shooter tiered display
7. The groom gives his wife a shotgun shell bag so she won't "have to use his anymore"
8. The bride arrives by johnboat to her alter which was a duck blind covered in leaves while all the guests sit in boats to watch
9. The bride and groom seal their love with two beer cans and the phrase "get 'er done"
10. The bridesmaids wore green dresses with camo bolero jackets